May 2013
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
viarga:
my ask box right now
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
confusedtree:
xtjna:
sammythinks:
There’s something really weird about everyone pissing themselves because Yahoo wants to buy Tumblr, but nobody even thinks about the fact that Karp sounds actually willing to sell. Honestly, it’s a bit like slutshaming, where it’s always just the girl’s fault.
i cannot believe my eyes had to see this and my brain had to process it
Yes it’s EXACTLY like...
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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hhhhhhhhhhhi love jupiter!!!!!!!! i love jupiter the planet!!!!!!!!!! large gas plannet with ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
hateruess:
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
morristibbs:
ok but how fucked up is togami tho
“ew a dead body haha i know what i should do i should crucify it for fun haha thatll make those shits have a great investigation hahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha i am byakuya togami”
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4 followers till my first 100 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
city-of-safe-harbors:
my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
carlsagansbitch:
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
kisaragishintaro:
all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
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